I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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