Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't deserve a penis
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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