Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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