Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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