Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
