And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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