so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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