normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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