She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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