never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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