Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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