I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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