so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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