Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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