I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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