Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
