Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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