i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
