First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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