So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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