your parents love me but you hate me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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