Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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