and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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