If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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