She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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