I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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