Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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