google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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