Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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