It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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