this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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