4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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