So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
These tits shall not be calmed
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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