Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize
