i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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