dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
