I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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