Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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