Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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