I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm like, not good at living.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
