I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
