your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Come on in and take your pants off
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