I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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