But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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