what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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