we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Randomize
