Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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