his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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