How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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