a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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